Caption competition
Welcome to 4620's inaugural caption competition. The best caption for this picture will be spared by the Anne-droid. Use the comments to enter...
An office, a home, a lifestyle.
An office, a home, a lifestyle.
30 Comments:
Is that a plunger in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?
Mae West, that caption in frankly rubbish. You are the weakest link, goodbye.
ZAP
Dalek: "Did someone call for a plumber?"
A tough call, but I'm going to have to stick with Sid for the moment.
Assistant, you are the weakest link, goodbye.
ZAP
"Don't worry, it's far less painful than with knitting needles."
Man who crossed the line, that either
(a) makes no sense
(b) is probably disgusting
(c) both of the above.
Have you nothing better to do with your time?
You are the waekest link, goodbye.
ZAP
It was b, and made perfect sense. Ta ra.
COME ALONG NOW, THIS WAY, YOU DISGUISTING LITTLE OIK!
Do you want to buy a pram?
ACROSS THE RIVER STYX TO HADES.
Oww! Stop pulling on me ear. Jesus, that hurts! Alright, alright, I'm coming.
What, you want paying? You're forcing me into that shitty little boat and you want paying for it? There you go. What do you mean, the river Styx is officially in the euro-zone? Course I haven't got any fucking euros! I'm dead and British! This is good money, pounds sterling,
just take it and let me on.
Right, what's this place then? Hades? Why do I have to go to Hades? I'm a good guy! What, you want me to explain my joke or it's the fires of eternal damnation for me? Ah well, read this and look at `other uses':
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knitting_needle
What, who are you calling sick? It's just a joke, I acknowledged that I crossed the line, just, ooh that's hot, don't do that, you said that if I explained it I could go to the elysian fields, ouch, please! No! *Aaaargh!*
Ginger DJ, you can do better than that. Or at least you would be able to.
You are the weakest link, goodbye.
ZAP!
ghost of the man who crossed the line, I'm turning the gas up to eleven just for you.
Alright Hawking, surely you can come up with something intelligent?
Not the first time Billy Piper has been pinned up against a wall by a monster
Best so far, deluded genius.
Sid, you are the weakest link, goodbye.
ZAP!
WAIT! Before I go, I'd just like to say that the deluded genius is a comedy mastermind. I mean, his entry is wonderful (and aweful), it sounds like the kind of thing great philosophers once wrote. NYAHAHAHAHA. Hang on, why am I transparent and why can't I whistle?. ... . . . . .
He said entry! Oh Sid, you are aaaaaawwweful!
Or maybe the Dalek is shouting "IMPREGNATE! IMPREGNATE! IMPREGNATE!" while all the others stand around in a circle... I think I just crossed a line at the end there :-$
I will stick this on you and make you Man.
Then EXTERMINATE!
David, Hawking and mac man, why did you even bother?
You are the weakest links, goodbye!
ZAP ZAP ZAP
Pull my Plunger
With Two appendeges... who needs a threesome?
Scud, Threesome, you are the weakest links, goodbye.
ZAP ZAP
Do you know how hard it is to look so serious talking to this upside down blender?
(with continuing comment...)
Think unsexy thoughts... think unsexy thoughts... think unsexy thoughts
And I suppose your going to click your heels together three times as well?
Freedom fries, you are the weakest link, goodbye!
ZAP
I hope nobody notices my pram face.
gosh, I wish it was Jane Austen sticking this thing at me instead.
extra ten pounds, deanna troy and ode to Jane are all big girls' blouses. Mine to be specific. You are the weakest links, goodbye!
ZAP ZAP ZAP
Competition over! Deluded genius you are today's strongest link and leave with your life.
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