Yeah, thanks Austen! I'm trying to stop myself being type-cast in all these period drama roles and there's you, peddling your filth about me starring in your next adaptation. Well I won't have it, see? I'm trying to be an actor, as serious one at that. Did you not see me in "Love Actually". Next stop, the RSC!!
Just because you're totally prejudiced against one university it doesn't mean that you have to hate all things that have origionated within 10 miles of it. Besides, who in their right minds would want to read one of your books, let alone analyse it.
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BTW Jane, people want to know where you are. How long are you away for?
Not so known fact:
The words to Anarchy in the UK we found by the Sex Pistols in an old manuscript written by Jane Austen.
Who would have thought the Pistols were so well read?
Yeah, thanks Austen! I'm trying to stop myself being type-cast in all these period drama roles and there's you, peddling your filth about me starring in your next adaptation. Well I won't have it, see? I'm trying to be an actor, as serious one at that. Did you not see me in "Love Actually". Next stop, the RSC!!
Gosh you want to talk about being type-cast. I'll forever be Anne of Green Gables to the world. Anne with and 'e'. What kind of nonsence is that?
What I would do to star in a Jane Austen period drama role. LM Montgomery blows chunks.
Or,
at the very least, a bit role in the 2nd season of Dr. Who would be a close second.
At least I have my good looks working for me!
Just because you're totally prejudiced against one university it doesn't mean that you have to hate all things that have origionated within 10 miles of it. Besides, who in their right minds would want to read one of your books, let alone analyse it.
Raaah!
Anybody got any drugs?
ding? croak?
Want to go for a drink Sid?
Arrrr!
Screw the Floyd. I never got enough recognition with them.
Come see me tour by myself.
Look, you're clearly rubbish on your own.
Okay, froggie.
Someone park this thing by the Pickerel!
Yippie! croak...
DING
The pickerel? So dark, so lonely...
No frogs here.
Have you ever stuck a firecracker down a frogs throat?
Pyro, you're a bad man.
*sniffle sniffle*
ZAP
No more pyro.
Roger, shut up and cut your hair short.
David Gilmour is a horses arse
Listen mate, I think it's time to stop giving horses' arses a bad rap. We do lots of work for charity at christmas!
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